Calvin and Hobbes: Fight, Yeah!

Calvin: Hobbes, Hobbes! Come quick. Fight behind the school!
Hobbes: Are there snacks?
Calvin: Hurry before it burns out!
Hobbes: So much yelling. There are more explanation marks than a
Mark Trail comic. What's causing all the excitement?
Calvin: Who cares! Wow it's a huge flame war. This is great!
Hobbes: We tigers bite and claw. You people should be more
advanced. Pfbbbbtt!
Calvin: But this is so fun to watch. See two people misunderstand
each other and hurt each other's feelings without realizing it,
right? Then, all defensive, they respond angrily like animals.
Grrrrrrrrr!
Hobbes: Why don't they just bite?
Calvin: That's the best part. They can't, so they just yell
louder. Wow this is loud one. Only Susie's louder than this.
Hobbes: You shouldn't have put that down her back.
Calvin: Watch, now people take sides and unwittingly fan the
flames. Quick, hand me that water hose.
Hobbes: You mean no matter what they say now it only adds to the
fire? Even if we were nice and furry? [Big toothy grin.]
Calvin: Yep. It reaches critical mass and will burn ANYTHING no
matter WHAT you say. The hose! The hose! Quick! Hurry before it
burns itself out!
Hobbes: But doesn't that mean that we, um, us... we're fanning it
too! [Runs for hose.]
Calvin: Yep. Isn't it great! Turn the water on full.
Hobbes: Oh my goshes we better do something. Will the water put it
out? [Turning tap to full.]
Calvin: Heck no. It only makes them madder and I'm gonna make em
more mud! Wheeeeeeee! Hey! Gimme back that hose!
Hobbes: You can't make me. Pfffbbbbttttt! [Rolling on the ground
in fur flying tussle.] Mud won't stick to Tiger fur.
Pfffbbbbbtttttt.
Calvin: Oh no, I forgot! We got to get out of here before it ends!
Hobbes: Why, grownups will break it up?
Calvin: When these things burn out then all the mushy apologies
start. Ewwwwwwwwww. Grossssss!
Hobbes: Are there smooches? [Big toothy grin.]
Calvin: Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!